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1. The later you are, the more
excited your dog is to see you. |
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| 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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| 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots
of things on the floor. |
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| 4. Dogs' parents never visit. |
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| 5. Dogs agree that you have to
raise your voice
to get your point across. |
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| 6. You never have to wait for a dog;
they're ready to go,instantly,
24 hours a day. |
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| 7. Dogs find you amusing
when you're pissed. |
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| 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. |
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| 9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?" |
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| 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad
in the paper and sell 'em. |
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11. When you drop a silent one,
dogs don't run around frantically
with room spray.
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| 12. Dogs love to ride in the back of
a pickup truck. |
| 13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching
your balls. Instead, they sit pondering
why you don't lick 'em. |
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| 14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar
on, without calling you a pervert. |
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| 15. If a dog smells another dog on you,
it won't kick you in the crotch; it just
finds it interesting. |
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| 16. If a dog runs off and leaves you,
it won't take half your stuff. |
